Though this top secret government experiment was never fully realized (nor did it ever technically "Exist"), the prototype A.N.I.M.A.L.S. (Automated Neurally Integrated Mammalian Androids Living Symbiotically) have learned to adapt to their non laboratory settings quite well. They enjoy traveling together, especially road trips to California's central coast. Their creators believe that it is their animal tendancies that draw them to the outdoors. Instinctually, it is where they belong.


The Cheetah A.N.I.M.A.L. likes to take it easy. She enjoys taking in the local scenery and enjoying local cuisine. But don't be fooled, underneath this easy going attitude lies a killer that would chase down even the fastest of savannah grazing antelope. She also really likes sweet potato fries.


Rhino likes to play it cool while pondering the nature of his existence. Is he an animal? Is he human? Is he a robot? Is he the singularity? While Rhino may be a fairly introspective type, on occasion he does take to defending his territory, a residual primal instinct from his animal half. Rhino puts Sirracha sauce on everything and drink lots of coffee. He claims the spice and the caffeine keep him on point.

If you see the A.N.I.M.A.L.S. in public, do not approach them. Let them come to you.